kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

thm.