one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying
what the fuck
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
The first video of The Killers performing ‘Teenage Kicks’ by The Undertones has been uploaded on YouTube. It appears to be a proper cover and not the acoustic cover that typically follows ‘A Dustland Fairytale’.
I will post a better version once more videos are uploaded later tonight/ tomorrow.
Literally gonna shit myself. Good luck to everyone getting GCSE results today. Holy fuck.
Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say
a) time for you to get a watch
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"