bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

thm.