deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

thekillersnews:

The first video of The Killers performing ‘Teenage Kicks’ by The Undertones has been uploaded on YouTube.  It appears to be a proper cover and not the acoustic cover that typically follows ‘A Dustland Fairytale’.

I will post a better version once more videos are uploaded later tonight/ tomorrow.

Anonymous:
Good luck!!!

Omg thanks so much

Literally gonna shit myself. Good luck to everyone getting GCSE results today. Holy fuck.

cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

thm.