iblamebuckybarnes:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

Every single one of these are Au

juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

kay-land:

mitsukilostthegame:

When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders

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when they start trashing straight cis white people

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BLESS THIS POST AND BLESS YOU

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

vvankinq:

Peeing in a public toilet like

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thm.