i have to write an original fairy tale so help me out and finish the sentence
once upon a time
there were many tiny dragons
but exactly how many tiny dragons were there
that’s a lot of tiny dragons
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
Geoff i want a divorce
HE’S THE HORSE FUCK GUY
Are they for sale?
"If I had to get it on with a man"
I swear this is how the scene went
I LAUGHED FOREVER AND ITS SO TRUE
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep